The Smediums Story

tldr: People asked if our shirts were size smedium. We got sick of saying no. 

The days of wearing camping tents as shirts is over.
Sleeves shouldn't start below your shoulders. 
The bottom shouldn't just hang there like upside-down clown pants.

Shirts should fit like they were made for you. But not everyone understands that. And when they don't, out comes... "NICE SMEDIUMS!".

So yes, we wear our shirts a little tight, but that's just because we know what size shirt to wear. 

If someone says you're wearing a smedium shirt, take that as a compliment. You're doing it right. And next time you can be ready with AckCHyaaLLy, I do!