The Smediums Crew
"What size is that shirt, a smedium?" Actually, yes. Yes it is.
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"People Say I Look Like A Celebrity" Green Crew
Regular price $19.00Regular priceUnit price per$29.00Sale price $19.00Sale -
"No Way You're That Old" Heather Brown Crew
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"They'll Let Anyone Into Harvard" Red Crew
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"Dubai Is So Expensive" Heather Grey Crew
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"Everyone Tells Me I'm Funny" Vibrant Blue Crew
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"Genuinely Shocked They Asked Me" Navy Blue Crew
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"Just Blessed With Good Genes" Stark Black Crew
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"It's Not A Diet It's A Lifestyle" Bright White Crew
Regular price $19.00Regular priceUnit price per$29.00Sale price $19.00Sale
SMEDIUMS SIZING
Sizing works a little differently here.
Look for your normal size below and order the Smediums size that equals it.
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Smedium
Smedium = Medium
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Marge
Marge = Large
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Lex
Lex = XL
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2Lex
2Lex = XXL
The 8-Pack
Need a shirt for each day of the week, with one to spare? Get our 8-pack that has one of each of the original Smediums' colors.
The 365-Pack
That is not a typo. Get a new shirt to wear every single day of the year. If you order this pack, the Smediums' founders will hand deliver them to you. Get your order in before we get sick of doing this.
Wow, thanks totally real customers!
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Gift Cards
What's a more thoughtful gift than a gift card? Nothing. This is the best you can do.