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Smediums Crew Tee

"They'll Let Anyone Into Harvard" Red Crew

"They'll Let Anyone Into Harvard" Red Crew

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"Ohhh, they'll let anyone into Harvard."

Yeah, you're brilliant and in great shape, but you're just a regular guy as well! 

You'll look too good in this shirt for it to help you with your "normal guy" appearance. But at least you'll be comfortable while contemplating the socioeconomic implications capitalism has had on the gentrification of the inner city. 

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Highlights

The Smediums Crew has anti-shrink technology so it will fit the 20th time like it did the first time.

Details

At 4.3 ounces you'll barely know it's on.

Return Policy

We have a 30-day FREE & EASY return policy, which is a lot longer than what it takes to decide if you like another human, so surely you can decide if you like a piece of clothing. This means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, in its original packaging, and overall free of your stank. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us here or email us at OnlyQuittersReturn@smediums.com.

Customer Reviews

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Matt Rasmussen
Simple, Straightforward, and Perfect for Running Dads

As a guy with a long torso and a more dad-body-ish stomach, it can hard to find a shirt that fits right. Usually its too short or too tight. Smediums (or in this case a "Marge") that middle ground was found. Sweet!

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Jaylen
A staple to any man’s wardrobe

Got the Marge and was a great fit. The soft fabric is great for every day use! Not to mention I get more comments saying I look famous…who knew a green smediums would do that.

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Michael Christians
Made with me in mind

Perfect fit, I’m 5’11, in decent shape with a long torso and the length is right on the money, it feels like the shirt was tailor-made for me. My nice t-shirt drawer is now solely reserved for Smediums in every color.

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Taylor Hoekstra
Never have I ever...looked this good!

It's comfy and fits just right. I purchased size smedium and it not only fit my upper-body well, it was ACTUALLY long enough without being all boxy. This shirt does it all, big fan.

Bottom line:
10/10 Smediums makes me look like a sexier version of my cutest self. Annnd...the mrs. agrees.

More great words from our completely not made up customers.

  • "I have one of these!"

  • "Here's a riddle for you. How many holes does a shirt have?"

  • "You're not gonna publish this are you?"