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Smediums Crew Tee

"Dubai Is So Expensive" Heather Grey Crew

"Dubai Is So Expensive" Heather Grey Crew

Regular price $19.00
Regular price $29.00 Sale price $19.00
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"Have you ever been to Dubai? Careful if you go, everything is so expensive."

It's not all sunshine and roses traveling the world and going to exotic places. That trust fund can really take a hit. 

At least you'll look like a billion bucks without spending a billion bucks in this heather grey crew from Smediums.

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The Smediums Crew has anti-shrink technology so it will fit the 20th time like it did the first time.


At 4.3 ounces you'll barely know it's on.

Return Policy

We have a 30-day FREE & EASY return policy, which is a lot longer than what it takes to decide if you like another human, so surely you can decide if you like a piece of clothing. This means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, in its original packaging, and overall free of your stank. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us here or email us at

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
A staple to any man’s wardrobe

Got the Marge and was a great fit. The soft fabric is great for every day use! Not to mention I get more comments saying I look famous…who knew a green smediums would do that.

Michael Christians
Made with me in mind

Perfect fit, I’m 5’11, in decent shape with a long torso and the length is right on the money, it feels like the shirt was tailor-made for me. My nice t-shirt drawer is now solely reserved for Smediums in every color.

Matt Rasmussen
Simple, Straightforward, and Perfect for Running Dads

As a guy with a long torso and a more dad-body-ish stomach, it can hard to find a shirt that fits right. Usually its too short or too tight. Smediums (or in this case a "Marge") that middle ground was found. Sweet!

Taylor Hoekstra
Never have I ever...looked this good!

It's comfy and fits just right. I purchased size smedium and it not only fit my upper-body well, it was ACTUALLY long enough without being all boxy. This shirt does it all, big fan.

Bottom line:
10/10 Smediums makes me look like a sexier version of my cutest self. Annnd...the mrs. agrees.

More great words from our completely not made up customers.

  • "I have one of these!"

  • "Here's a riddle for you. How many holes does a shirt have?"

  • "You're not gonna publish this are you?"