Smediums Crew Tee
"Just Blessed With Good Genes" Stark Black Crew
"Just Blessed With Good Genes" Stark Black Crew
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"You know, I just feel fortunate to have great genes."
Yes, both your parents are great looking, athletic, and never get sick, but you still work your ass off for what you got. Don't they know that luck is when preparation meets opportunity?!
Alright, calm down. You'll look like you worked for it in this stark black crew from Smediums.
Here are a few more details.
Highlights
The Smediums Crew has anti-shrink technology so it will fit the 20th time like it did the first time.
Details
At 4.3 ounces you'll barely know it's on.
What's it made of?
60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester jersey.
Ya like that? We bet you do.
Return Policy
We have a 30-day FREE & EASY return policy, which is a lot longer than what it takes to decide if you like another human, so surely you can decide if you like a piece of clothing. This means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, in its original packaging, and overall free of your stank. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us here or email us at OnlyQuittersReturn@smediums.com.
Customer Reviews
More great words from our completely not made up customers.
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"I have one of these!"
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"Here's a riddle for you. How many holes does a shirt have?"
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"You're not gonna publish this are you?"